Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Funny little Bush joke

Q. How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

A. Seven:

(1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced;

(2) One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb;

(3) One to blame Clinton for the need of a new lightbulb;

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs;

(5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb;

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit, standing in front of a "Mission Accomplished" banner;

(7) And, finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

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